花痴 really really ridiculously good looking band dudes

全场爆笑。。。喷吐沫。。。

美国青年们终于也体会到什么叫做雷了，只不过他们没有这个词儿而已只能用ridiculous代替。。。

edward登场就很雷.从车里慢镜头走出自以为很帅。。。is that a fuckin commercial???

Jake is always running naked with his 8 packs n moobs nomatter rain or sunshine…

Bella always stares at his chest n never looks into his eyes with that wanna-get-laid look………

Edward is always everywhere in a ridiculous way…

最雷的还是最后树丛跑的那镜头。。。

太搞笑

片子有这个境界真的很不容易。不火也得火了！

开心看一帖。。。

“他妈的”有助于消除表达歧义

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1、考虑这个句子：“今年的考题跟作业题一样”。这就有歧义了——是说今年的考题真的用了作业里的题呢，还是仅仅是比喻这次考题简单得像作业题？这时，“他妈的”就派上用场了。我们可以在句子间加入“他妈的”来区别：
今年的考题跟作业题他妈的一样 （指与作业题相同）
今年的考题跟他妈的作业题一样 （暗指考题太简单）
2、类似的情况还有很多。比如说，“这个解释不清楚”也有歧义。它有两个意思，解释本身不清晰，或者问题很难解释。但是，加上“他妈的”之后，歧义立即消失了：
这个解释他妈的不清楚 （这个解释不太明确）
这个他妈的解释不清楚 （这个问题难以解释）
3、又如，“没有一次看完”有两种意思，没有哪一次是看完了的，或者说没有一口气看完。在不同的位置插入“他妈的”，歧义同样可以消解：
没有他妈的一次看完 （没有一口气看完）
没有一次他妈的看完 （没有哪次看完过）
因此，他妈的最后结论是，应该提倡他妈的在句中大量插入“他妈的”，这他妈的
很有助于明晰他妈的句子结构，减少他妈的句子歧义，实现他妈的无障碍沟通。

看了杨心龙小盆友的即兴演讲，可以身心得到洗礼，学到科学道理，可以和不良势力作斗争，发出灿烂的光芒，天下太平

http://u.youku.com/user_show/id_UMTI0ODA0ODk2.html

他真的火了

我希望他去把cartman喷一顿，看看cartman会有什么反映！！！

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转：杨心龙小盆友发高烧时还是在演讲。。。台词如下

我们每个同学都有长处 也都有短处 所以说不能总看到同学的短处 如果我们没有长处的话 我们这些短处存在还有什么用呢 所以说我们首先去掉一些作业去掉一些任务 去掉一些荣誉感我们四年五班里面全是明星画家作家诗人歌唱家舞蹈家数学家天文家科学家地理家创造家这个美。。这个韩文创造家 各种各样的 我们同学都很喜欢创造项目可以做各种各样的手工 各种各样的工具。。这都是很有用的很有趣的 所以说我们四年五班里面全是明星整个学校里全是天才全闪耀着光芒可这一切有没有都取决于作业 所以作业是现在最重要的问题 我们学生面临最重要的问题 它还去掉天才荣誉快乐全取这儿来所以说我们一颗颗闪耀的星彼此手拉着手 跳着舞 心情在一起闪耀着无比的刺眼的光芒 那样来说学校里全是有用的全是那些非常让人快乐又欣慰又大开眼界的事情 学校里全是快乐的事情 你没有找到那痛苦的 没有痛苦的根源 没有烦恼的根源 同学们心中无杂念做什么自己喜欢的事情 就一个人能做自己喜欢的事情 研究物理的研究化学的专心研究一门学问他们以后就成为一个物理学家化学家间第二个牛顿中国的牛顿中国的爱因斯坦 对不对？ 也许你给他一天的创造时间他就会成为这么一个名人就取决于你给他不给他时间 给他不给他轻松 给他不给他自由 就假如我 如果你给我一天时间 我就会写出一篇很好的文章 我心里早已念叨了很久可是这些你总憋的时间长了 在脑子里憋它已经憋坏了 它已经发出臭味了 他已经发出霉味了 所以说即使他存在有什么用呢？大部分它已经消去剩余的只是零零星星的根源的部分 没有用的 所以说很多好的美好的愿望都被毁这儿去 我们童年时候最灿烂的想法都已经随着年龄的增长随着压力的增加而消失而变化 都没了 我们已经想不起那些事情了 也不想去记着了 没有时间 没有杂念 没有选择去选择 甚至根本没有机会去选择了考虑不到什么了 所以说那些东西在脑子里待的时间长了 它也是占据空间 所以说没有这些东西我们脑子里充满的全是智慧 全是天真与烂漫那些人和我比的是什么 就比的不是学习 不是数学题 比的是自己的创造能力 比的是自己的想象能力 所以你有力量你就拿出来 咱们比一比为的就是为了这个学校添花 为的就是为了这个学校添光荣 添荣誉 添星星 添光芒 为的就是这个班级快乐起来 使健康起来

haha we r such creepers but…cove is so cute i have to say……

i dont want him to be scared thou lol

just showin some love.cos he’s so cute n so dumb as hell.

and i’d like to attend countless saosin shows or jus cove reber shows in the future!!!!!!better with my bff!!!

小胖昨天傻气冒尽了。。。

演出之前短信之，弱缺问我who is this?他绝对绝对又忘了。这人没有脑子的。然后我解释说我谁谁谁，中国的。

演出的时候挑巨蠢的一个舞，两只手摆6的动作然后扭屁股。。。

然后总是惊讶的看着我这个上张专辑歌词已经忘得差不多的新专辑只会高潮部分的唯一的亚洲粉。。。

时不时的还冲我镜头摆出超级弱智的表情。。。。。。。

演出后聊天之，小胖认定我是日本人，我说我是中国人，他还是没反映出来我是短信的那位。

让小胖代熊猫帽子，欣然接受并且摆出一副超级傻逼的表情！我就知道他又要创新来的。。。

之后跟他指明我是谁谁，然后他大叫奥我知道你!我知道！明天你还来吧！？我说是啊。。。这不是废话么我住芝加哥。。。

之后在racheal车里看见小胖过马路和crew大半夜的在milwaukee找东西吃？！可能么孩子？！小胖再次摆出迷人的傻缺微笑

后来得知小胖越来越伪摩门了，他所谓的吃素。。。只持续了2周，后来发胖这么迅速。。。而且还喝酒，喝啤酒。。。那肚子长的。。。而且还抽烟，不过小胖号称quit了！谁知道啊。太伪了！但是小胖还是很乖啊！

要回chicago时再次短信之，祝感冒赶紧好起来之类的话。丫竟然回复hell yeah bro!把我当男的了。我在吃惊到，小胖只有瞬间记忆。见多少次都没用~我呢。。。不强求了，人家先天有限。。。今儿晚上继续看他跳那超级弱智的舞蹈。。。。。。。。。。。

i suddenly feel so lost and lonely and i need to see them.

cos concerts r all about happiness and euphoria.

but i really dont wanna get sick in this cold winter

and i love this pic posted by cove reber…

lmao

Eliminate, or significantly restrict, your intake of refined (processed) carbohydrates. Our bodies were not designed to eat refined carbohydrates. Refined carbohydrates are a major cause of body fat accumulating around the abdomen. Our ancestors did not have refined carbohydrates in their diet. Our ancestors were fitter, leaner and they did not have fat stomachs.

Doing cardio 4-5 times a week with combination of weight training 2-3 times a week is a great way to burn body fat. In addition, really watching your calorie intake & doing palates definitely helps sculpt those muscles. If you are not seeing results, change your diet, up your cardio & increase your weights. Give yourself a good month to see results. Buy a pedometer (which will measure how much you walk a day) and try to have 10,000 steps a day; this is a minimum you need to be in good shape. The key is to be active.

List of Foods that burn fat: Fat Fighers

There are about 15 foods which are considered as fat burning foods.

   1. Fruits rich in vitamin C like limes, lemons, oranges, guava, grapefruit and

tangerines have fat burning properties so they may be called as FAT BURNING FOODS or FAT

BURNERS or FIGHTERS. Vitamin C dilutes the fat and makes it less effective and helps in

releasing the fat from the body.

   2. Apples: Pectin in apple restricts the cells to absorb the fat; and also encourages

water absorption from the food which helps in releasing the fat deposits from the body.

The antioxidants in apples may help prevent metabolic syndrome, a condition marked by

excess belly fat or an apple body shape.
   3. If you eat these fat burning foods and do some exercise, it will boost your

metabolism and burn more calories (fat) at a faster rate for several hours even after

exercise. Full list of the fat burning foods is available.

   4. A recent research reports that calcium in dairy products like milk, cheese, and

yogurt act as fat burner that can boost weight loss by increasing fat breakdown in fat

cells. Michael Zemel, Professor of Nutrition and Medicine at the University of Tennessee

in Knoxville reports (Obesity Research, April 2004; vol 12; pp 582-590.),

      "If you compare a dairy-rich versus a dairy-poor diet you can nearly double the rate

of weight and fat loss with the same level of calorie restriction." Dairy products may

therefore be termed as fat burning foods. His research has shown that eating 3-4 servings

of dairy products a day is more effective at enhancing weight loss efforts than calcium

supplementation alone. So eat dairy products that act as fat burners.
      Calcium Rich Dairy Products

      The University of Tennessee researchers found:
      Overweight people who consumed 3 servings a day of calcium-rich dairy lost more

belly fat than those who followed a similar diet minus two or more of the dairy servings.

The calcium supplements didn't work as well as milk.
   5. Nuts help feel full while also increasing the body's ability to burn fat, says

author Jordi Salas-Salvado of the University of Rovira i Virgili in Reus, Spain.
   6. Chilies: Foods containing chillies or cayanne pepper are considered to be as foods

that burn fat. Chillies contain capsaicin that helps in increasing the metabolism.

Capsaicin is a thermogenic food, so it causes the body to burn extra calories for 20

minutes after you eat the chilies.
   7. Lentils: Lentils are high in protein and soluble fiber, two nutrients that stabilize

blood sugar levels, therefore lentils are a great tummy flattener," according to Tanya

Zuckerbrot, R.D., author of The F-Factor Diet.
   8. Some of the other foods that may be included in the list of fat burning foods are

asparagus, beet root, broccoli, cabbage, carrot, chillies, soybeans, sweet potatoes,

blueberries and watermelon.

Remember to do intensive cardio workouts, compound weight training, and control your calories intake first, then target your abs with some of these exercises:

• How to Get a 6 Pack
• 3 Exercises to Build a Solid 6 Pack
• The Right Exercises for the Core Workouts
• The Boxers / Martial Artist Abdominal workout
• Bruce Lee’s Abs Workouts
• Abs Yoga Workout
• Natural Bodybuilding Workouts – Core Training
• 5 Minute Pilates Abs, Obliques and Core Strengthening
• 15 Minute Abs Workout
• 2 Minute Abs Blast

Read more: http://www.motleyhealth.com/articles/how-to-lose-belly-fat#ixzz0WtJNfWY4

not going to cali anymore cos the flights r expensive.going to FL with yyc instead

and have to miss 2 Saosin shows that i booked earlier.damn.

i really wanna go to the Milwaukee one thou but i don t feel well recently.and have to do the presentation next week which i still haven’t prepared…:(

totally confused!

AJ的新发现。。。

http://chicago.craigslist.org/search/mis/?query=m4w

太花痴了

我自叹不如啊

如此多之人在这儿花痴着。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。

向chicago的花痴们学习

以前在chinatown的时候邮局的人老不给送包裹，直接留条

搬过来之后不管多大的包裹人家都给送门口放着，但是上周某一天开始，又开始留条了，只要是包裹必留条，就号称家里没人送不到家，其实呢家里一直有人，送货的连门都不带敲的就直接留个条让自己去邮局取

简直是太懒了！！！！！！！！！好歹旁边也是个大邮局，您他妈天天不送东西光写条抄数字东西堆在邮局里累不累啊！

我真无语了！！！！！！！！！！！